Select Items From My Google Search History:

Part three, and seriously, I could practically do one of these things weekly, that’s how much I Google.  It’s out of control, but oh so useful.

• Annette Hargrove
• Madame de Tourvel
• Where’s Andrae?
• Marianne Wiggins
• Jim the Boy
• aneurysm
• cansei de ser sexy wiki
• interpellate
• “I will be your father figure” (ok, this song has been on in the bathroom at least eight times this year; that’s a disproportionate amount, right?)
• Guy Smiley
• David the Gnome
• Nanette van Waugh
• Heidegger in song (never figured out what I was looking for, btw…)
• State by state predictions
• What time is it in California? (Sometimes, the easiest way to Google is to pretend like you’re five.)
• Montgomery County election results
• jodhpurs pronunciation
• Luce Irigaray
• East Timor
• famous germans
• Tinsley Mortimer
• Henri Bendel
• “do the helen keller and talk with your hips” 
• Madonna in the 80′s
• “Well I like the way you talk”
• I say and so say I
• Franz Kafka (There he is again!)
• Ariel and Triton
• Bill Haverchuck
• insouciance
• goosestep
• “The Red-Haired Man’s Wife
• paid in arrear (hee!)
• Heloise and Abelard
• dative pronouns in German
• how to pick a lock
• vernicious knid
• Desiree Casado
• “Aluminum Park”
• kopi luwack
• “Lydia the Tattooed Lady”
• amazing super powers
• University of South North Dakota
• Allie Sheedy (yeah, I’m a baby…)
• roman a clef
• Andrew Wyeth
• Beyonce “Naomi Campbell walk” lyrics (oh shit do I ever love this song.)
• phantasmagoria
• tam o’ shanter (!  One of my favorite words ever!)
• “If you wanna learn something, bring your mother”
• non nobis dominae
• Neverending Story dog
• Little Bill
• Delilah radio host